Torbe goes deep in his latest post. He talks at length about death and dying, specifically referencing several life circumstances in his past that could have resulted in his passing from this world to the next. Some of these instances were circumstantial, while others were of a more deliberate nature.
Thankfully for Torbe, he is not in the US, and his midlife male maudlin ruminations about death presumably will not result in extensive psychotherapy, nor will they spur prescription-approved use of psychotropic medications. He won't be diagnosed as OCD or manic depressive or any other mental disease del día. He won't be subjected to going on Oprah to discuss his inner torment.
Since he is the king of Spanish porn, he'll probably just go out and follar some more, just like he's done before. Which, being the self-proclaimed "sex pig" that he is, is exactly what every other man on the planet does (or thinks about doing) when facing his own mortality -- but every other man on the planet won't own up to it like Torbe does. Torbe closes his article by telling us that he plans to screw young girls until he is 100 years old. And he undoubtedly will.
A scene from the movie Moonstruck sums it all up perfectly. Thank you, Olympia Dukakis, aka Rose Castorini.
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