I'm so confused...

I just can't keep up with Torbe these days. He is in Malaga with some different chicas de Torbe, but is he also with his parents there? What is going on? Are his parents also on the chicas de Torbe/Villacerda tour? How does that work out?

The paella Torbe is footing the bill for did look good, but he bitched about the "ridiculous bottles" of Coke that the Malaga people serve.

Every red-blooded American knows that Coke tastes much better out of a bottle than out of a can. That's just basic knowledge. I can see that I need to teach Torbe a few things before he comes back to the US some time to visit. :-)